#83: this one's for jay leno

Okay, smart people, decode this parking regulation sign posted along a DC street (19th and S, NW – to be exact). Can you translate this? If parking is prohibited at all times, then why the exceptions? And just to spice it up a wee-bit more, there are two different contact numbers for parked cars that get towed away.

Forget all the banter about indecisive "two-handed" economists. The DC traffic administration beats them hands down!